roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

H o m o comes out as homo

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Antoni Wilkinsin

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Three black men were walking...

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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