- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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