- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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