- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Your Mom!!!

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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