How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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bees knees

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Seven

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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