Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Gay Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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im at school

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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