- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

The EPA.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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