Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Women's rights

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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