know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

whats black and white? a zebra

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

GADZOOKS!

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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