A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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your social life.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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brittney griner

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Do u take sugar?

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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