What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Apple juice.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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so the weather's nice...

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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