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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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