- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Penis.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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