- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

2 + 2 = 4

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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