- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Black people

At least I dont have AIDS.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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