whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

cliché rebecca black joke.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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