A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Dakota Fanning

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Anti Joke

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