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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

A black man walks Into a bar.

copy me and i will kill you

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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