Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Vagina cream... end of story

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Sixty... eight

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Bags of delicious poop.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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