what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Y u do dis?

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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