- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Get off my porch.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

I killed someone today. :D

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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