Chinese men having large penis.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What is the meaning of life? 42

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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