roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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im gay

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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