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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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