- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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