- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

your mom

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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