Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Bean.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Grammer is very important

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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womens rights.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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