Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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snooki

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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boobs.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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guess what chicken butt

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Anti Joke

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