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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

why did the man die? he was shot

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