When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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