A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

The Holocaust

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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