look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

The black man leaves the strip club.

How old is your mom Dead

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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