What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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