What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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YO FACE

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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