- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Once upon a time, The end.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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