Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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