- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

THE GAME.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Your wife died during the delivery.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

You and your parents are going to die today

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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