A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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