You will not press the like button.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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