HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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