What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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