What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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