Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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run farther?

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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