Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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