- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Your future.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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