Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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