falling didnt make the difference

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Women have the right to vote.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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