Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Where do you live? In a house

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

refridgrator

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

JUST KIDDING^

Carrot fingers

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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