Knock Know! Come in!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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