A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Oh...okay, good.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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