what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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