whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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