- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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