Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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