- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A black person walks out of KFC

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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