-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Church.

Oh...okay, good.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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