a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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