- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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