what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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