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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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