- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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