- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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