What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Where do you live? In a house

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Whats wrong with that Nothing

say cheese

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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