Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

British Dentistry

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

religion

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

A man killed himself.

Weed.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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