- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your Mother

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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