Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What's the deal with brown?

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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