A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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