What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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GADZOOKS!

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My children are huge mistakes.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Get off my porch.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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