- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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