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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

what happens every day? People die

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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