- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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