- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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