- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

women's rights

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Hi what I lug you

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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