A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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