- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

So, same time tomorrow then?

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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