Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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kevin kim

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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the love boat

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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