- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

yes... that's the joke

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's big and long? My dick.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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