- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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