- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

falling didnt make the difference

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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