- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

roses are red. violets are violet...

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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