A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

WHO WANTS SOW????

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the dog eat poop?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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